Enjoy these *fresh two-liners*

Enjoy these *fresh two-liners* with some genuine observations:-

The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.

Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.

There are two kinds of people who don't say much:
Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

They say that alcohol kills slowly.
So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

One nice thing about egoists:
They don't talk about other people.